The mini tongue vibrator
Issue #28
How many licks does it take to make it to ‘O’ face? Our writer loses count
By Jenny Sabella
Published: June 1st, 2006 | 12:00am
Ah, the glory of oral sex — in a box? You can imagine my excitement when I held the Mini Tongue, a vibrator that promises to simulate the sensations of cunnilingus with just three AAA batteries. Although there was something disturbing about this vibe’s realistic look and texture that scared me and my clitoris, I gave it a try.
This vibrator consists of a 3-inch long, 1.5-inch wide tongue that is mounted on a plastic base with a button for three speed options. The flesh-colored tongue is made with cyberskin, a synthetic rubber that feels like cold, clammy hands. It’s also cluttered with fake taste buds for added friction. Since the tongue isn’t meant to be inserted, a mini egg is attached to the vibe by a wire for internal action.
Any lady who lives with roommates knows that a discreet vibrator is essential. This toy is so quiet that I could barely hear the tongue-lashing as I held it between my legs under the covers. Unfortunately, it stopped impressing me there. As I laid back, closed my eyes, and conjured up filthy thoughts, I couldn’t stop laughing at the fact that I was holding a lapping, flapping fake tongue between my legs.
After 10 minutes of wondering whether I should eat pad thai for dinner, the Mini Tongue started to chafe. After 20 minutes and no orgasm, I was tongue-tied. Forget it! This working girl isn’t going to spend that long masturbating, especially when my trusty Rabbit Habit vibrator can finish the job in less than five minutes.
For more information about the Mini Tongue vibrator ($58.95), visit thesassykitten.com.
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